Some Frequently Asked Questions...

Q: What's with the ducks?

A: They're cute and fluffy but they attack and maim you if you piss them off. Like Duckdive. They also look tough with cigarettes in their beaks. Also like Duckdive.


Q: I heard you guys all sleep in one bed when you're on the road. Is that true?

A: Duckdive have been known to book out a honeymoon suite from time to time. Well, when the budget allows. They wear flannel PJ's with pictures of each other on them. They also all have one giant pancake for breakfast which they eat like a pizza.


Q: You're all so unspeakably good looking. How do you keep your hands off each other? And do you have any beauty secrets?

A: All the members of Duckdive have either dated, are currently dating or will one day date each other. It's a totally natural part of being in a band. A rigorous skin care regime is essential to looking your best.


Q: Is Sparky gay?

A: We're not sure... but don't rule it out.


Q: Exactly what genre would you say you fit into?

A: That's a very common question. Some say it's 'neo-orchestral folk pop'. While others say it's 'post-folk chamber blues-pop'. It's a very contentious issue. When questioned directly Duckdive are know to reply "Your Mum".

You and me, lets take over the world

Herro! Kerry Rane here. You may remember me from being raucously drunk in a pub near you, possibly shouting out "play some Morrissey!", or being completely sober and wanting an alcoholic beverage sooo much that I resort to calling you 'pipearse' in a desperate attempt for you to take me to the nearest pub. Sound familiar?

Anyway.

I have come here to let you all know that I sent off Duckdive's latest single "What's With The Weather?" to some dude at Austereo. Y'know, that handles FOX FM and MMM and such quality commercial radio stations. Reports back have been very favourable, but I am waiting to hear back from the head honcho whether it will be played, and when and stuff. So that's kinda exciting. Perhaps one day we'll become huge commercial folkypop sensations, and we'll sell our souls in order to ...well...I dunno...buy pretty shiny things.

How'd you feel about that, punks?

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For reasons I can't go into right now, Marisa is now to be called the 'Half Yellow Female Hendrix' at all times. No questions.

-Greg